15 Adorably Weird But Simple Ways To Say 'I Love You'

15 quotes

I hate you the least. 

“You're the one I text when I'm drunk. That's love.”

“I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away.”

“You're the reason I get up in the morning...just kidding. I have to pee.”

“Loving you is like having diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.”

“You are my favorite pain in the ass.”

“I hate you the least.”

“I'd totally shave my legs for you.”

“You're okay.”

“Let's grow old and miserable together.”

“Happy birthday. Also, nice butt.”

“You've stolen a pizza my heart.”

“Being with you has made me so lame. I think I like it.”

“Nuts about you.”

“You're my favorite thing to do.”

“I love you more than pizza (or maybe a really close second)”