75 Dirty Sexts That He’ll Definitely Masturbate To While Reading

“I’m really good at sucking dick and I don’t want to get out of practice, lmk if you could help a girl out.”

— Paul, thoughtcatalog.com

“Touch yourself. I want you to masturbate at the same time as me.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’m looking through your Instagram photos and pleasuring myself. I hope that’s okay.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I want you to teach me how to make you cum in under two minutes.”

— John, thoughtcatalog.com

“I just reached a hand into my underwear and can’t believe how wet I am.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’m typing this with one hand and using the other hand to get myself off.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I can’t decide what I need more right now, your cum in my mouth or your cum in my pussy.”

— John, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’m picturing you naked. Underneath me. With your hands tied.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’m rubbing my clit. But I wish I was stroking your cock.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’m still thinking about the way your face looks when I’m swallowing your cum. I need to see it again.’”

— Danny, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’m completely naked right now — except for my thigh highs.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“Do you ever think about me while you’re cumming? Because I think of you.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I’ve always thought it would be really hot to try anal.”

— Sean, thoughtcatalog.com

“I wish you were in bed with me instead of this vibrator.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“If it takes me a while to answer your texts tonight, it’s because I’m masturbating.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“The caption said ‘thanks for the orgasm.’ The idea of her in bed touching herself and thinking about me drove me crazy. I couldn’t wait to get home and make her cum again.”

— Justin, thoughtcatalog.com

“My nipples are hard and my pussy is wet.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I want to kiss you down your back. And up your shaft.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“You’ve got me so wet right now and you haven’t even touched me.”

— Ashley Uzer, galoremag.com

“Nothing makes me hornier than the thought of you thrusting into me from behind.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I want your hands in my hair and my lips on your cock.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“What would you say if I asked you to fuck me in the ass?”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I want you to fuck me right now.”

— Ashley Uzer, galoremag.com

“I want to feel your dick hit the back of my throat.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“Guess what color underwear I’m wearing. Or if I’m wearing any at all.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I can’t wait for you to slip your hard throbbing cock into my slippery wet pussy after you make me squirt all over.”

— Ashley Uzer, galoremag.com

“I just had the most intense orgasm.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I had a sex dream about you. And fucked myself as soon as I woke up.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I have never fucked myself that good.”

— Unknown, cosmopolitan.com

“I’m going to masturbate in the shower. Feel free to picture it.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com