“At a certain point the cost of the work needed to maintain a fun single lifestyle outweighs the benefits. The nights when you have amazing casual sex start getting outweighed by the times you wander home alone wasted and wake up hungover with a half-eaten burrito sitting on your chest.”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance
“In a world where you sit around all day in your pajamas and swipe right on the faces of your dreams, the options problem rears its ugly head, making settling down seem so damn limiting. Yes, you have someone great, but are you sure they’re the greatest?”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance
“So love goes from feeling like I’m doing cocaine to feeling how I feel about my uncle? I don’t want to make companionate love sound like a bummer. It is love, just less intense and more stable. There is still passion, but it’s balanced with trust, stability, and an understanding of each other’s flaw…”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance
“If I had been a young person a few generations ago, I would have gotten married pretty young. Most likely, I would have wound up marrying some girl who lived in my neighborhood in my hometown of Bennettsville, South Carolina, around the time I was twenty-three. She would have been even younger, whic…”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance
“The vows in this wedding were powerful. They were saying the most remarkable, loving things about each other. Things like ‘You are a prism that takes the light of life and turns it into a rainbow’ or ‘You are a lotion that moisturizes my heart. Without you, my soul has eczema.’ It was the noncheesy,…”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance
“Sometimes there’s another reason that people take so long to text you back: They aren’t playing mind games or busy. They’re just GOOGLING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance
“A soul mate isn’t just someone we love. As for our grandparents, there are probably lots of people out there whom we could settle down with and, in the fullness of time, grow to love. But we want more than love. We want a lifelong wingman/ wingwoman who completes us and can handle the truth, to mix…”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance
“When we do marry, we are marrying for love. We are finding our soul mates. And the tools we have to find our soul mates are incredible. We aren’t limited to just the bing-bongs who live in our building. We have online dating that gives us access to millions and millions of bing-bongs around the worl…”— Aziz Ansari, amazon.comTagged: Dating, romance, Love, Marriage, love and romance