14 Hilarious 'Bridesmaids' Quotes That All Too Accurately Describe Our Lives

14 quotes

Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person.

“I just took a s**t in the middle of the street.”

“I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.”

“This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I am so proud!”

“I think I overcommitted with 9 [puppies] 6 is a comfortable number.”

“It's a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday.”

“Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?”

“I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.”

“This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.”

“We would like to invite you to no longer live with us.”

“I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.”

“Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.”

“Help me I'm poor.”

“I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.”

“Helen: Why are you smiling? Annie: It's just... it's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly... and that makes me kinda happy.”