“So maybe I hate you for all the right reasons. There are one hundred words my twisted tongue could spit, in your direction; except the only thing escaping from my lips are, 'thank you.'”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships Ending, Exes, goodbye
“I slept with your best friend and it was great.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“At first I was really pissed and jealous you left me for her...then I got over it, she dumped your sorry ass, got super hot after you and I'm her number 1 fan for all of it. I hope she knows that.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Exes, Relationships Ending, goodbye
“I'm sorry I deleted your nudes, because they were really great.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“I hope no one hurts you the way you hurt me.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“Let people speak. I hope you have fun with the never ending monologue I see in your future. No bitch has time for that.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“I'm very concerned about the wellbeing of our country, seeing as our government was dumb enough to hire you in the first place. I beg of you, please don't fuck.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“Your new girlfriend looks like the hobbit.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Exes, Relationships, It's Over
“I'm sorry for breaking up with you over a text message.”— Annoymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“I am more successful than you. I don't miss you. My life improved dramatically after you left.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Exes, Relationships, goodbye
“Every time I came home from the store with 'free samples of Axe' I actually paid for it and was trying to getting you to simply use it because you smelt. And you never knew it but in your sleep I would spray you because it was so bad. That goes to show you, I did love you though.”— Annoymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“Thanks for the dog. I liked him better than you anyway.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“Thanks for making me the most paranoid fuck in the world.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Exes, goodbye, Over
“I didn't love you even though I said it. And I didn't give you enough head because of how saggy your balls were.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationships, Exes, goodbye
“Thanks for making me single just in time to finally date my high school crush. After you treated me poorly, I realized I deserved the absolute best and went with it.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Exes, breakup, goodbye
“You got married on my birthday. I hope you and your wife get hit by a fucking bus.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationship, Exes
“Despite the distance, and time we haven’t spoken, I’ve spent the past two years, hoping to meet someone who makes me feel, as half alive as you did. I still love you with all my heart.”— Anonymous, facebook.comTagged: Relationship, Exes, goodbye