“What did the Spanish cop say to the other Spanish cop? ‘Police Navidad!”— Nicola Masters, 365badjokes.tumblr.comTagged: Puns
“Santa says you’ve been naughty You’re a ho ho ho!”— eudxmonic, eudxmonic.tumblr.comTagged: Puns, Dirty Puns
“A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ‘I think it’s raining,’ says the man. ‘No, it’s snowing,’ replies the woman. ‘How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!’ exclaims the man. ‘Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowi…”— Unknown, reddit.comTagged: Puns
“WAIT are the candy canes in mint condition?”— fortsocialanxiety, fortsocialanxiety.tumblr.comTagged: Puns
“In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone must face the elves, the reindeer, and the forces of Christmas. She is the sleigher.”— the-uterus, the-uterus.tumblr.comTagged: Puns, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
“i don’t understand why people think that depression goes away on holidays?? like ho ho ho I’m still feliz navidying”— outer-space-howell, outer-space-howell.tumblr.comTagged: Puns
“Where do they celebrate Christmas in Star Wars? In a galaxy fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la away.”— Nicola Masters, 365badjokes.tumblr.comTagged: Puns
“Why does Santa Claus have no children?Answer: because he only comes once a year!”— Unknown, immortalisvita.tumblr.comTagged: Puns, Dirty Puns
“I’d make a Christmas joke, but I don’t think Yule like it.”— Unknown, dafuqindustries.tumblr.comTagged: Puns