“You know the best thing about a pool, Pope? You don't have to take a shower.”Tagged: Swimming Pools, Practicality, Dual Purpose
“I don't want Smurf to die in jail. You should know that. She's family. If I want her dead, I'll do it myself.”Tagged: Jail, Murder, Family
“Men are imperfect creatures. Left to their own devices all they really wanna do is play with their dicks and eat chicken.”Tagged: Men, Imperfect Humans, imperfect