“Uncle Pete: Hey Melissa! I've got some work to do on the septic tank! Wanna lend a hand? Melissa: Gee, septic tank, sounds like fun, but uh, I think I'll pass...”
“Betty Ann: We tell all kinds of horror stories, about demons and ghosts and stuff, and no matter what a story's about, there's only one thing that makes it really scary. Sam: What's that? Betty Ann: Your imagination. Tucker: Huh? Betty Ann: If you're really into a story, you become part of it and…”