“Ren: You're giving me the can? Are you sure? Stimpy: Go ahead. It's yours. [Ren pats Stimpy on the back gratefully.] Ren: You're one of the good ones, man.”
“Stimpy: Ren, you're... you're angry? Ren: You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy! Stimpy: [astonished] Happy to be of service?”
“[Ren is trying out Stimpy's Stay-Put Socks] Ren: Why, it's amazing! How do they work? Stimpy: They're full of glue! [glue oozes out of the top of the socks] Stimpy: I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat! Ren: [shouts] You filthy swine. I will kill you!”
“Ren: You! Both of you! Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so angry! First, I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then I'm gonna gouge your eyes out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Stimpy: We don't like this, Ren. Svën Höek: Yeah, you's scary us. Ren: Yeah, you're scared,…”