“Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing? Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.”
“Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading from the manual] How to Turn Off Your Suck-O-Matic. [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some pages from the manual] Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] In case Suck-O-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101. [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some more pages from the manual] Rocko, Heffer Wolfe:…”
“Rocko: [pulls up to a sign and reads it] 'Don't even think about parking here.' [starts to think] Beaver Policeman: Ahah. Caught ya. Rocko: Oh, no, officer. I was, uh, thinking of something else. Beaver Policeman: Oh, yeah? What? Rocko: Uh, well, I... Beaver Policeman: Yeah, right. Tell it to the…”
“Cult Leader: We're bowling for sinners today! Rocko: You can't chuck bowling balls at us. Cult Leader: Yes, we can. Says so right here in the Book of Bratwurst. "If there be one among you who does not follow the way of the schnitzel, let that one go and do not throw bowling balls at him." Rocko:…”
“Heffer Wolfe: [comes bursting into Rocko's house] Rocko! Do you still have Filburt's diary? Rocko: [hides the diary behind his back] No! I mean, yes. But I wasn't reading it. If that's what you mean. Heffer Wolfe: I just gotta see it! It's all I think about! I can't sleep, I can't think! I can't…”