“I used to get fucked behind a dumpster just so I could buy a sixth of Oxy and a Happy…”

“Trusting anyone's dangerous. Especially a carpet-munching gender traitor.”

“This used to be an ice cream place. They had the most amazing salted caramel. It was…”

“Sometimes I feel like I am an old person trapped in a young person's body. I'm boring. I…”