“Jonathan: Your real parents weren't exactly from around here.
Clark: Where are they from? What are you trying to tell me, dad? That I am from another planet? I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic.
Jonathan: Actually, it's in the storm cellar.”
More from Alfred Gough
“Being your friend should come with a warning label.”
“Tyler: You're like a cockroach. Wednesday: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.”
“Every day is all about me. This one just comes with a cake and bad song.”
“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”