“Scissors? Really? What kind of a death is that? Not like this. Not when I’m finally this close. Now, who’s gonna save the world?”
More from Alfred Gough
“Being your friend should come with a warning label.”
“Tyler: You're like a cockroach. Wednesday: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.”
“Every day is all about me. This one just comes with a cake and bad song.”
“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”