“[looking at Spiderman's suit] Spiderman...was a hero. I just couldn't see it. He was…”

“[discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? How much? If you…”

“Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds? Lookin' for a raise?…”

“[speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into…”