“Whenever you see a large amount of fluid squirting out of a woman’s vagina in porn, keep in mind that this can be faked by putting water in the vagina before filming or by having a woman pee on camera. Women who can ejaculate will tell you that it’s easiest when you are relaxed and having cameras on you is not the most relaxing way to experience pleasure. Most women who ejaculate report that they are not able to do it on command like circus ponies. Imagine that.”