“Baby, I have no idea how this will end.

Maybe the equator will fall like a hula hoop from the Earth’s hips

And our mouths will freeze mid-kiss on our 80th anniversary.

Or maybe tomorrow my absolute insanity

Combined with the absolute obstacle course of your communication skills

Will leave us like a love letter

In a landfill.

But whatever

However

Whenever this ends I want you to know

That right now

I love you forever.”