“Scottie: [after the band got arrested for having fake tickets to a concert] I'm telling you, the tickets aren't fake!

Drake: Are you sure?

Scottie: Yeah, I mean I photocopied them myself!

Rina: Scottie, you can't photocopy tickets!

Scottie: Yes, you can. You just put the tickets on the glass and close the lid thingy. Any moron can do it!

Drake : No, Scottie, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!”