“Sharona: You're going straight to hell. Adrian Monk: I am in hell.”

“Sharona Fleming: I can't believe you folded like a cheap suit! Adrian Monk: Tent. For the…”

“Sharona Fleming: Are you sure you're not getting your hopes up? Adrian Monk: That's what…”

“Sharona Fleming: Don't you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere? Adrian Monk:…”