“Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are going to judge you on the…”

“No, wh-what is it now. You want me to drop out of high school, join the Salvation Army,…”

“Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don't know. Where are you…”

“Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie.”