“If you’ve held someone you love and watched three to ten hours of a critically acclaimed drama, you’ve experienced the peak of human happiness.”
More from Aziz Ansari
“I'm just messing with ya.”
“I'm just messing with ya.”
“I’m not that good a person, but I’m working on it.”
“I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to…”