“'Be careful what you wish for.' You know who says that? Good-looking jerks like you guys, the ones who've got it so easy because you happen to be handsome.”
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“Evil wears every possible mitten.”
“You've got to hug it. Hug your destiny, Arthur! Hug it.”
“Did you just call your gun Shakira?”
“The cupcake is sweet, the bullet is deadly. A beautiful woman’s a dangerous thing.”