“Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.”
More from Ben Edlund
“Evil wears every possible mitten.”
“You've got to hug it. Hug your destiny, Arthur! Hug it.”
“Did you just call your gun Shakira?”
“The cupcake is sweet, the bullet is deadly. A beautiful woman’s a dangerous thing.”