“I don't give a rat's ass what you do. You can go get a doughnut and bang your wife for all I care.”
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“Evil wears every possible mitten.”
“You've got to hug it. Hug your destiny, Arthur! Hug it.”
“Did you just call your gun Shakira?”
“The cupcake is sweet, the bullet is deadly. A beautiful woman’s a dangerous thing.”