“You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.”
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“You've got to hug it. Hug your destiny, Arthur! Hug it.”
“Did you just call your gun Shakira?”
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