“Lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a cow,
Though she tried she couldn't get the hang of it somehow.
The farmer looked at Lucy and murmured with a frown,
‘Well you just hang on tightly, gal, and she'll jump up and down.’”
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Lyrics to the song "Gather In The Mushrooms"
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