Joey: Uh, uh, we'll flip for it, ducks or clowns.

Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?

Joey: You got a better idea?

Chandler: All right, call it in the air.

Joey: Heads.

Chandler: Heads it is.

Joey: Yess! Whoo!

Chandler: We have to assign heads to something!

Joey: Right, okay, okay, uhhh, ducks is heads, because ducks...have heads.

Chandler: What kinda scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!?

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