“If I ever get a chance to screw this man over, I will do it in a hot Texas minute. You do not mess with my music.”
More from Bill Hader
“I love what he's done with the place.”
“Wow, you two look amazing. What the fuck happened to me?”
“Wanna play truth or dare? Here's a truth, you're a sloppy bitch!”
“Let's kill the fucking clown!”