“Lisa: Mom, Dad, this biography of Peter Ueberroth is only 99 cents. And I found the new Al Gore book.
Marge: 'Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow.'
Lisa: Yeah, I hope it's as exciting as his other book, 'Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future.'”
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