“If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.”
More from Bob Odenkirk
“You're letting the whole ocean in at once.”
“[pitching a themed restaurant idea to the mayor] It's a veteran of World War II. Actually,…”
“It’s never too late for congratulations.”
“Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate.”