“Cat: first time here?
Max: Uh…yeah?
Cat: Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business. You’re gonna love him. He specializes in behavioral disorders.
Max: But I don’t have a behavioral disorder.
Cat: Yeah, I’m fine, too.”
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