“While Bass Pro Shops are known as a resource for catching and killing fish, the retail chain is also partially responsible for the birth of the most famous bass of all time.”
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“I don’t give a shit about their terms of service: this is my DNA, and I should be entitled…”
“No, there’s no perfection check. You just put it in the oven ONE MINUTE AGO!!!”