“He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me till I come over, he'll make me feel guilty.”

“Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it.”

“Wait. Did I put the condom on inside-out? Or does that even matter? They're reversible,…”

“Did I give her a good enough warm-up? The juices have to be flowing. Did she get enough…”