“Let's see. I narrowly avoid death twice, discovered that my father may be a murderer, learned that I could potentially destroy the school, and was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster.”
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“Being your friend should come with a warning label.”
“Tyler: You're like a cockroach. Wednesday: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.”
“Every day is all about me. This one just comes with a cake and bad song.”
“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”