“With ghosts and ghouls, there are no rules; but a vampire's bite, only comes at night.”

“The story I've got is about three kinds of people: people who believe in magic, people who…”

“Dougie: [of Kevin's costume] You're a bum. You're a bum *every* year. Kevin: So? You get…”

“Amanda: [shocked to see the body in the morgue] It's Felix! Colin: Who? Amanda: Felix. He…”