“I was stuck living the same day over and over again until someone wearing a baby mask murdered me on the night of my birthday. Turns out it was my roommate Lori. I kicked her crazy ass out a window and killer her, which broke the loop. Now I’m living the better version of my life.”
More from Christopher Landon
“I am a fucking piece.”
“Homecoming is like Christmas around here.”
“Failure is not an option.”
“That means I’m going to have to die over and over again to save all of you?”