“I don’t think there’s any shortage of advice to Millennials, so I’m not going to join the chorus. They can Google anything they need anyway. These poor kids have been helicoptered over since they were infants, promised the sky, then had the economic ladder pulled out from under them, and now they get lectured at incessantly. They don’t need advice. They need a more equitable economy. They need single-payer healthcare. They need help with college and student loan debt. And that’s just the middle-class ones! Millennials: you’re good. Stop taking shit from old Boomers. This is your house now. Watch your backs, Generation Z is coming up fast, and it’s got your passwords.”