Nestor Rosario: [finishing a child's juice box] Have any more grape?

Jude Ellis: That's your third one.

Nestor Rosario: They're tiny.

Jude Ellis: They're for Oliver.

Nestor Rosario: I'm sorry. I know. It's just that Jill doesn't want me drinking sugary drinks anymore. She says they make me ramble. You know it's harder to quit sugar than it is cocaine? [a doorbell rings]

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