“Leo Wyatt: As an Elder I have the power to take your pain away. Piper: You can't make me…”

“Yeah, ok. You're a monkey. Ohh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're PMS…”

“Phoebe if you love me you will send this crazy bastard straight to hell.”

“Mylie: I'm not evil or anything. Phoebe Halliwell: I've heard that one before.”