“People would say to me, 'Why don't you do Broadway?' and my big joke was, nah, the dressing rooms are too small.”
More from Danny DeVito
“I will make it work because I'm a genius.”
“My mom's got lots of notes. She's a symphony.”
“Having those other people laugh tells me when I should laugh.”
“Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with. Dee: Bill…”