“Mick: That woman is a real 'see you next Tuesday.’
Ben: What happens on Tuesday?
Mick: Tacos.”
More from Dave Chernin
“I cannot count the number of times I’ve been ripped off a barstool and thrown in a cage.”
“The scales of justice tip in favor of the wealthy.”
“Charlie: I'll pull a Good Will Hunting. What's your major dude? Frat Boy: Economics…”