Good news, you’re fired. The bad news is you got–all you got just one week to regain you’re jobs. starting tonight’s sit. Oh, have I got you’re attention now? Good. Cause were adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.

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