“Pat: How old are you? Tiffany: Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a…”

“Tiffany: You let me lie to you for a week? Pat: I was trying to be romantic.”

“Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn…”

“I was a big slut, but I'm not anymore. There will always be a part of me that is sloppy…”