“It's amazing. In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.”
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“I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a child. The jig is up.”
“I love that The New Yorker is your porn.”
“Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?”
“Babies come into this world with a clean slate. We fuck them up.”