“Clay Jensen: It’s Justin Foley and Zach Dempsey, star basketball players here at Liberty High. Hey, Justin, where’s my bike? Justin stole my bike.
Justin Foley: What the fuck? What are you doing?
Clay Jensen: I’m giving our new foreign exchange students a tour. Figured they should know who owns the school, right, you guys?”
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