“Man if I had a nickel for every time someone ran over your cat and was unsure how to tell you about it but was really sorry, I'd have ten cents.”
More from Emily Horne
“If you repeat a word again and again it loses its meaning. Apparently this also works with…”
“Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.”
“With one simple pill we cured unhappiness. And art.”
“Better to have loved and lost than to wake up next to you every day.”