“You can just look your partner in the eye and swear you have telekinetic powers, you've…”

“He never untagged all your old photos together. Sure, this might just be because he's lazy…”

“He still has all of your old gifts. Listen, if he kept a shirt or a nice watch, that…”

“He makes it really hard for you to sleep over. He never straight-up says you have to leave…”