“What do you call a doctor who graduated with a 2.1? You call them a doctor.”

“Young with too much cash, watch how I came up fast They say I’m next to get it They bring…”

“I was on tour and I'm checking in and I give the lady at the front desk my name. She goes,…”

“I've been sitting on the charts like a beach chair My last album, spent 52 weeks there…”