“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go…”

“Writers are vacuum cleaners who suck up other people's lives and weave them into stories…”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go…”

“Where the temp gets down to thirty below And it's perfectly flat, miles of snow, And you…”