“I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad…”

“I told my girlfriend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I…”

“I broke up with my girlfriend. She moved in with another guy, and I draw the line at that.”

“I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was…”