[In a secret silver mine]

Lone Ranger: I want to ask a small favor.

Friend: What is it?

Lone Ranger: Do you think you could mold silver for me?

Friend: I reckon I could do so on this stove. What do you want me to mold?

Lone Ranger: Bullets.

Friend: Silver bullets?! Doesn't lead kill good enough?

Lone Ranger: I told you, I don't shoot to kill. I want a silver bullet to be a symbol of justice.